Works In Progress--A Brief Meme
Jun. 15th, 2004 05:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
In general, I'm superstitious about telling too much about stories in progress, for fear of jinxing the inspiration. But I tried the WIP meme that's been going around, and found it...cathartic.
"True Brew"
Voldemort: Drink this potion, Snape. Now. Do you really really really like me? Honest?
Snape: Yes. *Dies*
Two days later.
Snape: Well. That sucked.
Lupin: You're an idiot.
Snape: Am not!
Lupin: Are too!
They have sex.
Snape: Am not!
Lupin: Are too!
"No Way Out"
[Events of JayKay's "In a Delicate Way" ensue here]
Sirius: Draco turned Snape into a hermaphrodite! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Snape: You're just jealous.
Sirius: Am not!
Snape: Are too!
They have sex.
Snape: Oops.
"Through the Front Door"
Voldemort: HAHAHA!!!!! Take that, Snape! *BlastBlastBlastBlast*
Snape: Where am I?
Hagrid: Hospital. *Knitknitknitknit*
Snape: What are you doing?
Hagrid: Knitting. *Knitknitknitknit*
Snape: Can you teach me how to do that so that I may rehabiliate myself and at the same time will have a hobby that fits the requirements of the challenge set for this tale?
Hagrid: Sure.
They live happily ever after.
"Fecundus"
Harry: Snape is Eeeeeevil!!! I will spend five years trying to find him in order to send his ass to Azkaban.
He finds Snape.
Snape: Whew. Glad you rescued me from those years of horrible torment.
Harry: Well, crap. How am I supposed to hate you now?
Snape: You can still hate me for continuing to be an utter prick.
Harry: That works.
Twelve years later.
Harry: Are you over your years of horrible torment yet?
Snape: No.
Five years later.
Harry: Over it yet?
Snape: Maybe.
Five years later.
Harry: Over it?
Snape: Yes.
They live happily ever after.
"True Brew"
Voldemort: Drink this potion, Snape. Now. Do you really really really like me? Honest?
Snape: Yes. *Dies*
Two days later.
Snape: Well. That sucked.
Lupin: You're an idiot.
Snape: Am not!
Lupin: Are too!
They have sex.
Snape: Am not!
Lupin: Are too!
"No Way Out"
[Events of JayKay's "In a Delicate Way" ensue here]
Sirius: Draco turned Snape into a hermaphrodite! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Snape: You're just jealous.
Sirius: Am not!
Snape: Are too!
They have sex.
Snape: Oops.
"Through the Front Door"
Voldemort: HAHAHA!!!!! Take that, Snape! *BlastBlastBlastBlast*
Snape: Where am I?
Hagrid: Hospital. *Knitknitknitknit*
Snape: What are you doing?
Hagrid: Knitting. *Knitknitknitknit*
Snape: Can you teach me how to do that so that I may rehabiliate myself and at the same time will have a hobby that fits the requirements of the challenge set for this tale?
Hagrid: Sure.
They live happily ever after.
"Fecundus"
Harry: Snape is Eeeeeevil!!! I will spend five years trying to find him in order to send his ass to Azkaban.
He finds Snape.
Snape: Whew. Glad you rescued me from those years of horrible torment.
Harry: Well, crap. How am I supposed to hate you now?
Snape: You can still hate me for continuing to be an utter prick.
Harry: That works.
Twelve years later.
Harry: Are you over your years of horrible torment yet?
Snape: No.
Five years later.
Harry: Over it yet?
Snape: Maybe.
Five years later.
Harry: Over it?
Snape: Yes.
They live happily ever after.