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In general, I'm superstitious about telling too much about stories in progress, for fear of jinxing the inspiration. But I tried the WIP meme that's been going around, and found it...cathartic.


"True Brew"

Voldemort: Drink this potion, Snape. Now. Do you really really really like me? Honest?
Snape: Yes. *Dies*

Two days later.

Snape: Well. That sucked.
Lupin: You're an idiot.
Snape: Am not!
Lupin: Are too!

They have sex.

Snape: Am not!
Lupin: Are too!

"No Way Out"

[Events of JayKay's "In a Delicate Way" ensue here]

Sirius: Draco turned Snape into a hermaphrodite! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Snape: You're just jealous.
Sirius: Am not!
Snape: Are too!

They have sex.

Snape: Oops.

"Through the Front Door"

Voldemort: HAHAHA!!!!! Take that, Snape! *BlastBlastBlastBlast*

Snape: Where am I?
Hagrid: Hospital. *Knitknitknitknit*
Snape: What are you doing?
Hagrid: Knitting. *Knitknitknitknit*
Snape: Can you teach me how to do that so that I may rehabiliate myself and at the same time will have a hobby that fits the requirements of the challenge set for this tale?
Hagrid: Sure.

They live happily ever after.

"Fecundus"

Harry: Snape is Eeeeeevil!!! I will spend five years trying to find him in order to send his ass to Azkaban.

He finds Snape.

Snape: Whew. Glad you rescued me from those years of horrible torment.
Harry: Well, crap. How am I supposed to hate you now?
Snape: You can still hate me for continuing to be an utter prick.
Harry: That works.

Twelve years later.

Harry: Are you over your years of horrible torment yet?
Snape: No.

Five years later.

Harry: Over it yet?
Snape: Maybe.

Five years later.

Harry: Over it?
Snape: Yes.

They live happily ever after.

Date: 2004-06-15 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
Harry: Snape is Eeeeeevil!!! I will spend five years trying to find him in order to send his ass to Azkaban.

*gloms*

And this will be ready when exactly? ;)

Date: 2004-06-16 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janegraddell.livejournal.com
You know me, the Speedy Gonzales of the keyboard. :)

Sadly, this story only exists in outline form at the moment. And the prologue, which is about 5K long, and which is almost the only thing salvaged from the dregs of the original drafts. But I'm hopinghopinghoping that I'll find the time to get cracking on it, because it's one of those stories I'd love to be able to pull off. Well, if I don't find the time soon, Boo will be heading off to school in about three years. :)

Date: 2004-06-19 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
And you may still beat JKR! ;)

mea culpa

Date: 2004-06-15 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threeoranges.livejournal.com
*bangs head on concrete repeatedly*

I owe you crit. I owe you crit. It was so good I had a hard time finding anything to actually crit, but I owe you crit. Another few days and I will get to it, I promise.

*thunk* *thunk* *thunk*

Re: mea culpa

Date: 2004-06-16 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janegraddell.livejournal.com
Don't sweat it, honest. I am one of the internet's most leisurely writers, and I don't mind an equally leisurely pace in getting comments back. Even when I've finished a story and sent it off for the final beta polish, it can take me a couple of months to do the last edits and post it. So, no hurry. Really. :)

Date: 2004-06-15 10:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] xochiquetzl
LOL! I found this meme cathartic, too. :)

Date: 2004-06-15 11:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] isiscolo.livejournal.com
Do I want to know what Hagrid is knitting?

Date: 2004-06-16 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janegraddell.livejournal.com
Probably not. *I'm* not sure what Hagrid's knitting. :)

Date: 2004-06-19 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graculus.livejournal.com
Booties for the blast-ended skrewts?

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